The Head Coach of Sean Payton is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.741 billion Sean Paytonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.2%.

The powerhouse Sean Paytonian economy, worth 241 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,502 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 189,263 per year while the poor average 17,329, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

Maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sean Payton's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Sean Payton is ranked 251,831^st in the world and 13,699^th in Balder for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.08 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.